In the last issue of the Tokyo Journal, they began printing the action filled adventures of Bee Bum where you set into Bee Bum's shoes in a role playing fun type game. However this caused two problems:
- Because it was split up you hit to flick through different issues.
- The second half had not been published.
And so if an effect to resolve this problem we called in an all night meeting. After much (much) discussion and even more pizza we dediced to bring out a special edition of the Tokyo Journal. However this plan failed and so we resorted to publishing the entire thing on Inside Magazine.
Right here you can now see the full adventures of Bee Bum in all their glory! Start at number 1 below and follow the instructions, going to different numbers like a 2nd person adventure book until you complete your mission or more likely die.
(1) You randomly come across a log cabin in the middle of the forest. Do you:
1. Run away - go to 4
2. Go in - go to 3
3. Commit suicide - go to 2
(2) Hu, dead already?
The End
(3) You enter the log cabin. There is a turkey in the middle of the table. Do you:
1. Eat it - go to 5
2. Eat the stuff round it - go to 6
3. Go outside - go to 1
(4) You stubble upon a stream with a waterfall. A polar bear is at the bottom eating fish. Do you:
1. Talk to the bear - go to 7
2. Sail down the river on a raft - go to 9
3. Go back to the cabin - go to 3
(5) You eat the turkey and then decide to explore the house. It's quite big. Do you:
1. Take a nap - go to 8
2. Go into the cellar - go to 12
3. Go outside - go to 1
(6) You eat the stuff around it and begin to feel bad. You fall over.
Go to 2
(7) "Hullo!" Says the bear. Your conversation goes on for a while but nothing useful comes of it. He offers you a fish. Do you:
1. Eat it - go to 10
2. Tell him no thanks - go to 15
3. Challenge him to a duel - go to 13
(8) You take a nap. After a while you hear a truck pull up. Do you:
1. Go take a look - go to 16
2. Ignore it - go to 14
3. Go into the cellar - go to 12
(9) You sail down the river on a raft. Soon you find yourself at sea. Then a fishing boat picks you up.
Go to 11
(10) You eat the fish. A bit of a waste of time really though. So you decide to talk to the bear again.
Go to 7
(11) You are on the boat. Do you:
1. Kill the crew and sail away - go to 17
2. Dive overboard - go to 19
3. Sign in Indian Opera - go to 21
(12) You go into the cellar. There is some wine there and some weird potions. Do you:
1. Drink the wine - go to 18
2. Drink the potions - go to 22
3. Go eat another turkey - go to 5
(13) You challenge the bear to a duel.
Go to 2
(14) You ignore the truck noises. Suddenly a Hillbilly enters and shoots you in the head with a shotgun.
Go to 2
(15) You tell him you don't want the fish.
Go to 4
(16) You go take a look. The truck begins to drive off. Do you:
1. Dive on the back - go to 23
2. Stick a rag in the exhaust - go to 20
3. Go back to bed - 8
(17) You kill the crew and sail the boat into the sunset.
Mission complete.
(18) You drink the wine and get completely smashed. Do you:
1. Lie in the middle of the floor to sober up - go to 25
2. Drink the potions - go to 22
3. Play dead - go to 24
(19) You dive overboard - forgetting of course that you can't swim? Do you:
1. Drown - go to 2
2. Hitch a ride with a shark - go to 26
3. Sing "Under the sea," - go to 28
(20) You stick a rag in the exhaust, the truck drives away and explodes and you are blow into the sea. Do you:
1. Drown - go to 2
2. Hitch a ride with a shark - go to 26
3. Sign "Under the sea," - go to 28
(21) You begin singing an Indian Opera. However the boat crew hate Opera's and instead of clapping, they come at you will knives.
1. Shoot them - go to 27
2. Do kung-fu - go to 30
3. Dive overboard - go to 19
(22) You drink the potions, which explode inside you and blast you onto a track speeding away from the log cabin.
Go to 23
(23) You land on the truck
Go To 24
(24) The truck speeds away with you on the back. Eventually it gets to a marina where the driver throws his bag on a boat. He looks like a fisherman. Do you:
1. Nick his keys and speed off in the boat - go to 17
2. Get on the boat and hide - go to 11
3. Hotwire the car - go to 29
(25) You lie there sobering up and then decide to take a nap.
Go to 8
(26) You attempt to hitch a ride with a shark but that wasn't really the best idea was it, him being a shark and you being a hedgehog and all.
Go to 2
(27) You stay and shoot them before realising you don't have anything to shoot them with. They stab you.
Go to 2
(28) You sign "Under the sea." All the sea creatures come out and dance and the mermaids build you a beautiful ship. You sail off into the sunset.
Mission complete.
(29) You hot-wire the car and it jerks forward into the water.
Go to 2
(30) You decide to do some crazy kung fu, which knocks them over. Unfortunately you lose your balance and of overboard.
Go to 2